Post by P.rismortic on Feb 11, 2011 15:26:45 GMT -5
In the year of 2011, the beasts were raining down upon the torn lands of Eastern Michigan. They were large, bear like creatures, and while vicious towards the human race, loved to play instruments. Their claws worked large brass easily, and they were fascinated with myths and legends, lore of olden times. It was on this day that two hormone filled adolescents, Evan and Amber, found themselves sitting in a cozy car, sharing fine conversation and while it was obvious Amber was flirting with the male, he pretended to carry on the conversation normally. He knew that this girl had a boyfriend, and her recent posts on his facebook wall and numerous texts made him nervous. But I digress, he was male and could not control his thoughts. As he considering kissing her, one of his friends drove past in a car and screamed a vulgarity at the two. Evan knew that he was doing something wrong, but it was just too hard to resist Amber. Amber, on the other hand, was being a slutty bitch and grasped the boy’s shirt, pulling him into a lusty kiss. It was then that this instrument playing bear creature saw the car, and threw it. It landed on Amber’s side, crushing her arms but leaving her conscious. It broke the window and dragged the screaming bitch out, slashing her stomach open, leaving intestines to spill out onto the snow covered ground. She would not die though. And the bear monster threw the whore on the ground before smashing her face in with it’s foot. She still was a alive, but obviously suffering. It roared, picking up the slut and twisting her neck in a 360 degree angle before ripping the skank completely apart, lips off first, then ripped her eyes off, tore her legs and arms off, and ripped out her horrible slutty heart before clobbering her spine and using it to hit Evan, watching from the sidelines, hard in the crotch so that he may never think with his dick, ever, ever again. It was victorious.